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When a cave-lady drags a caveman by the beard back to the cave for sex.
Don't make me reverse caveman you right now.
A solid white man who grew up in the hood.
There's Chris he's a concrete caveman he's not with the bullshit.
Nolo the caveman is a rare species. When you see him you should be quiet and calm, but you should also hide your girlfriend. Nolo the caveman is very attractive and bitches love his hair. Nolo gets tons of Bitches and if he want he gets your Girl.
Who fucked you Girl?
It was NOLO the caveman!
The idea that some people, often of an older and less technological generation, has that when a piece of technology such as a computer or television is not working, that hitting it as hard as u can and bashing the side of it will some how magically fix all the problems
Father: *wack wack* stupid computer, its loading too slow
Son: dad u opened up 15 new windows, its ur own fault, chill out! You and your caveman mentality
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The' Caveman Theory' is a medical theory currently being developed by Dr Eunson and Dr Craig. What did cavemen do when they were injured? Did they go to a doctor and whinge about it? No. They manned up and walked it off until it improved, if they didn't they died. Why use this theory i hear you asking. Well lets be honest, Cavemen were the business compared to most modern day men.
Person A: OMG you broke your ankle! You should probably go to hospital
Person B: Nah, ill just adopt the "Caveman Theory" because im a hard cunt and not some shit cunt who plays for tech tigers!
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The smell that lingers from ones self after taking a massive dump and not bothering to wipe.
Friend1: Dude whats that awful smell?
Friend 2: I have to pay rent this week, I couldn't afford toilet paper, I'm rockin some Caveman Cologne.
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A ladies dress held up by only one shoulder strap. The dress resembles that which a caveman might wear, and has a negative connotation.
A daughter asks her mom, "Does this dress look good to wear tonight?"
Her mom replies, "Ewww... You're going to wear a caveman?"
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