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a girl or guy who has braces which then gives oral to the opposite sex leaving scratches and bleeding;uncontrollable pain for the other person.
"Budd, she's a complete chainsaw massacre""
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when your underwear is pulled up from a hole in the chair and put over top of it.
underwear pulled through a chair hole that is called a chainsaw wedgie
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A man with a mullet who works at, or is visiting a hardware store to purchase or sell a chainsaw. Mullet enthusiasts proclaim that this mullet is one of the most rare mullets to find.
Larry- " I've been hitting up the hardware store every day, and I still can't find the chainsaw mullet."
Andy- " Dude, I found my chainsaw mullet at a put-and-take center. I'd check there."
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the act of applying a healthy dose of industrial grade super glue to an erect penis, (variations of application include a full nose dive into the glue container or a swift swabbing). then with a sticky wiener, the male experiences oral sex waiting 1-2 minutes for the glue to dry. in that time the partner clenches thine teeth which in hand get stuck to penis which is ripped out making a "chainsaw" out of his genitals.
rodriguez: "man i just cut down that tree with my erect penis!"
willis: "you be lying through thine teeth i say"
rodriguez: "naw man i gave that bitch an oral chainsaw"
willis: "oh that explains everything...your pantaloons must be ripped meaw"
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A FUCKING 1 BAR WHO DOESNT LET GO OF THE FUCKING "B" BUTTON AND RUNS AT YOU REVVING THAT GAY SHIT UP LIKE THER IS NO TOMARRO. and doesnt even flinch from my shottty.
OMFG HOLY SHIT NIGGER BALLS THAT CHAINSAW SCRUB JUST FUCKING CHAINSAWED ME, FUCK KID LET GO OF THE FUCKING "B" BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!
(gears of war 2)
=D
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The best fookin' punk...ish band from the early 90's.
Daisy Chainsaw is now called Queen Adreena.
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the ultimate cold blooded killer, destined to kill anything and everything in its path, it will come into your house, eat your tuna, and kill you, and you wont here it, because his chainsaw is silent, no one knows why chainsaw cat does it, all we know is that he is pure evil, he comes from district nine. it is said that he originaly belonged to killer michael myers, if you want to survive, leave 2 cans of tuna outside on your doorstep or porch, you have been warned
warning! chainsaw cat is in the area, everyone get to the nearest store.
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