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dirty charity

Upon Meetings new people thinking to one's self: Now that's a Face I can sit on!

Did you think he was handsome?

Yes, that a Dirty Charity!!
What? Now that's a Face I can sit on!!

by SmokeN'Red February 28, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


charity work

selling more than $4 worth of piss at a lemonade stand

"i did some charity work last weekend and nobody notcied"

by ruff April 30, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


charity fuck

plowing the snot out of some chick just cause she looked like she could have used a good stiff cock in her ass.

Hey look at that fugly chick at the end of the bar.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.

by tony January 25, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


charity sigh

Charity sigh--a sigh done in a public place, done by an individual who has an audience. Usually the sigher is working on a frustrating task such as homework, or on a slow moving computer.

Ted is pretty easy to spot in the library. He often lets out a charity sigh to let everyone know of his "woe is me" problem.

by Boggler March 10, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Charity sket

It is when you act like your giving a bunch of money to a charity, but you really just give like twenty singles.

Lyrics from a song- "I ain't rich, so I charity sket, charity, charity, charity sket"

by North Chicago Christian April 30, 2012


Charity Shield

When you use the fact that you raised money for charity as a form of deflection against criticism for any oopsie you made. Very prominent on social media influencers and Youtubers.

Person 1: So have you heard about this guy who got himself into trouble on the internet?

Fan: WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FOCUSED ON HIS MISTAKES?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CHARITY RUNS HE DID IN THE PAST?!

Person 1: How does raising money for charity negate these actions? There's no such thing as a Charity Shield."

by blacktrojan3921 December 20, 2018


charity jam

fucking someone else that is below your standards in order to do them a favor or lift their spirits.

dude i had a charity jam last night with the fat HR chick.

by coug09 June 17, 2011