Cheesecake

Spunking on a girls face and then punching her in the nose. The resulting nosebleed combined with the cum makes it look like a strawberry cheesecake.

Man I gave Joan some cheesecake last night!

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Peruvian Cheesecake

When a women gives a man a handjob, ending load in her hand. She then slaps the semen into the mans taint. Then proceeds to lick it out.

Lisa: Stan, can I give you a Handjob?

Stan: Only if you catch the semen, slap my taint, and eat it?

Lisa: Where I'm from we call that a Peruvian Cheesecake.

death by cheesecake

When a person commences to end their life gradually, by overeating.

Death by cheesecake is seductive because although each bite brings joy, it also brings a slow and painful demise.

power cheesecake

Cooking Term. Dominant cheesecake. While a cheesecake is usually submissive to his chef, a power cheesecake enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the preparation, the normally dominant activity in cooking. Power cheesecakes supposedly have skilled tongues. (They give the best flavor.)

Golly, that power cheesecake sure put up a fight, but I finally stuck it in the oven, if you know what I mean.

cheesecake

a guy i met in the middle of the street on a drunken night that had a long fingernail

i just fucked a cheesecake

i fancy that cheesecake

my unckle pat said that when i am 16 i can go and find my own cheesecake

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Mexican Cheesecake

You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.

I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.

crumbly cheesecake

Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.

I heard that Leo gave her a crumbly cheesecake to wake here up.