Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.
A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.
Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!
Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!
fathomable chestnut: one who is intelligent but makes irritable choices that makes them look stupid
Stoic you fathomable chestnut of a man.
Complaining about something.
Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
The act of ejaculating on a gay mans hairy chest, letting it glaze over and then picking it off layer by layer to eat as a nice holiday snack.
You should’ve seen the look on Billy’s face when I peeled off that crusted chestnut praline that I ejaculated all over his hairy man chest.
A wonderful, anxiety-riddled, too pretty to be described, Gilbert-loving, good kisser, and perfect girl with wonderful uneven nostrils. She is dorky at times, but can also take your breath away wether you like it or not more easily than she realizes. She is the nicest person around, but her anxiety make her self conscious. It's your job to fix it by holding her till she's smiling and blissful. Falling asleep on her is easier than it should be and you can stay on the phone with her for 12 hours easy. Her siblings are assholes, but she somehow survived. I love her with all my heart and i'm so happy she's here with me. Bisexual icon with those finger guns and cuffed jeans. Her smile is the best part of my day, and should be everyone else's. oddly kinky for an innocent ace, but you love it. Is the O.G. meme lord. the only thing you would want to change about her is her last name.
Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.
we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.
The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.
My stomach is in severe pain from chestnutting 32 Big Macs last night