Chew Meat

The excess skin that hangs down from a "pooter". Extra big vagina lips.

"Damn girl, that chew meat is outta control"!!!

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Charleston chew

A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.

"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)

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chew and jew

To leave a restaurant without leaving a tip, thus 'jewing' the serving staff.

Server 1: Why so sad?

Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.

Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.

Server #2: Fuck you.

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Cheeba Chews

The best Mcedical Marijuana Edible in the World. 1st place 2011 High Times Cannabis Cup. Available in Indica, Sativa, and Hybrid Quad Dose. DECA DOSE is Hybrid only.

Have you tried on of those Cheeba Chews? Best thing EVER!

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chew out

to chastise or berate someone

I chewed him out when he said he wouldn't come to the party.

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Chewed Out

To be berated, cussed out and yelled at by superior officers or guardians or adults. Usually happens when you do something you weren't supposed to do.

Colonel James H. Doolittle: "They don't want me up in the air flying with the men that I have chosen. That I've chewed out, cussed out, pushed to limit...and that I've come to respect.
---April 1942, shortly before the Doolittle Raid on Tokyo during WWII

Col. Hans Landa: You'll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

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smooth chew

1. verb: the act of chewing on something smoothly such as yougurt or pudding

2. noun: you know ... like a smooth chew

3. verb: chewing without the grind

"Lemme get a bite of that fur burger....looks like a smooth chew."