chore deafness

what your kids get when you ask them to do chores the audio version of refrigerator blindness

Kimmi, it's your turn to do the dishes,,,no answer,,, you must have chore deafness

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Chore Nazi

Someone who is always nagging at you to do chores.

Dad: Hey! HEY!! Did you finish your chores yet?!
Mom: (same as above)
Me: Yes, like an hour ago.
Both: But now theres more chores to do!
Me: AHHHHH!! FRACKING CHORE NAZIS!!

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Gears of Chores

A sticky situation in which a nerd must decide between the popular video game Gears of Wars and household chores, usually enforced by the nerd's mother.

"DWAYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE"

"Yo."

"WHATCHA DOING, DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE?"

"Playing Gears of Chores bro."
"SUCKS TO BE YOU, DAAAWWWAYYYYNE!"

"DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE, ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!???!!?!?" - mother
"No mother, I am serving the empire. I shall finish the chores by late afternoon." - slave

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Chore Bore Whore

Female that complains about sex being a chore with her man, when her bore factor is the real reason her man is a chore to finish.

Her whore comes from the fact that she is only acting and portraying this personality because she has the groundwork laid with a new crush.

She repeats the same relationship cycle every year and a half, and once her bitch custurd is flowing.....she lets the games begin. She also frequently uses the headache or tired excuse to not do her chores. Most likely never did chores ever, since her mom did everything while she played Video games and was a angsty little brat.

That’s it for me and the Chore Bore Whore I can’t listen to her unaccountability and blame shifting any more, it’s time to ...... bore it off

Go Commit Chores

This is the most deadliest comeback known to man,Mostly used after someone tells them to Go commit oof

Person1-Go commit die

Person2-Go Commit Chores

Chore boy and a rose

Sold at convienence stores as a pair, possibly used to smoke crack or other drugs. Consists of a chore boy scrub pad and a small glass tube with a miniature rose inside.
Glass tube in approx 1/4 inch thick and 4 inches long.
Remove rose, stuff in a piece of the chore boy to act as a filter. Then when the drugs are gone, some smoke the chore boy.

Walk into a convience store in the bad part of town and say
" gimme a chore boy and a rose". Clerk may bend over out of site, drop the chore boy and rose combo in a small bag , then discreetly hand it to you.

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Chore December 1st

Chore December 1st is where you do chores without arguing with your parent and without them asking.

It is Chore December 1st better do my chores!

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