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When you're masterbating quietly in the bedroom and someone named Christy runs in and steals your penis away from you and finishes it off with an oldfashioned handy job.
Bro I was totally beating it the other day and I got Christy Robjobed... took that big summbitch out my hand and finished it off for me.... she wasn't as good as me though.
Can shapeshift into a West Indies Gremlin. Might destroy your children.
Look out for that christy vanderlip, she could be a West Indies Gremlin.
An old nag; when Linda Belcher was being annoying, Bob called her Nagatha Christie
"Oh yeah? What's that, Nagatha Christie?"
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When someone boasts and brags about themselves so arrogantly that they should karmatically be a victim in an Agatha Christie story.
The way he continues to gloat about himself like he isn't flawed just shows how much of a Bragatha Christie he really is.
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Corpus Crispy, founded in 1839, is an increasingly bad-ass place to live. If it weren't for CC and General Zachary Taylor whooping some ass during the Mexican-American war, America might have 6 less states. 8th largest city in Texas. While possibly considered small, its msa population is still almost as big as the entire state of Wyoming. pfft
Home of Whataburger, the Corpus Christi Hooks, IceRays, and Hammerheads; Home of the Corpus Christi Naval Air Station; Home of Texas A&M University-Corpus Christi; Home of Concrete Street Amphitheater and the American Bank Center; Home of the Texas State Aquarium, USS Lexington, Harbor Playhouse and some badass Museums; Home of some bad-ass beaches; Home of chill as fuck people.
There's a lot of shit to do here if you love music, art, sports, beach activities, going out, getting drunk, and generally being a badass.
Person 1: Have you been to Corpus Christi?
Person 2: Naaah, man.
Person 1: *slaps person 2* What's wrong with you?? It's chill as fuck.
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The act of doing sexual things because it's fun.
She pulled a dirty Christy with him 3 times a day because that's just what the two of them like.
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A term used for an amazing artist.
"Wow! You're painting is so Christy Kirk!"