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A Christ follower can be a Christian or a person that follows the teachings of teaches Christ.Most Christ followers are Christians, and they do not like to use the world Christian,because it has been abused by phony people claiming ot be Christian when they are not.Christ follower is also used in New Age theology, to where you support the teachings of Christ, and you are living to gain the Christ consciousness.
I really like the term Christ Follower,because it tells people that I follow Christ, and do not religion of Christianity. A true Christian is a Christ follower.
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The term used for the unknown spice used on the body of christ (a typically distasteful cracker or piece of bread) when communion is taken at any church.
Pastor: Man these communion crackers are bland...
Deacon: BAM, SPICE CHRIST!
Church Members: mmmm...tastes like salvation.
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Rotting Christ has been around for longer for Immortal, Emperor, Burzum, plus a whole lot of other bands. Euronymous was actually going to sign them to Deathlike Silence Productions before he died, so yes, they are Black metal (Metal-Archives even thinks so).
So anyway, it's a great greek black metal band with a Gothic type feel to their music. Early Demos were influenced more by Grindcore, before they became a fully blown black metal band. Like I said, They've been around for more years then their Norwegian Black metal musicians so they are highly influential. Lyrics usually talk about Greek Mythology and love which is definitely something new in black metal.
100x better than Dimmu or Cradle.
Rotting Christ has some great albums such as Sanctus Diavolos, Triarchy of the Lost Lovers, and Khronos.
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The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit".
According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.
Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".
But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Jesus Christ, the Simpsons are killing us in the ratings! God Dammit we're being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!
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A movie by the guy from The Road Warrior. A decent effort, however I noticed a lack of aliens, monsters, car chases, gunfire, and double anal scenes in this movie. Overall it is worth watching and I can't wait for Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ Part II: The Revenge Of Jesus, coming to theatres in summer 2009.
"Why did we pay 10 bucks to see The Passion Of The Christ when we could have watched our old vcr tape of The Road Warrior instead and spent the 10 bucks on weed?"
"Mel Gibson re-wrote the bible, therefore Mel is our God".
"I haven't seen so much blood in a movie since Dead Alive"
"In Mel We Trust"
"The Lashin' Of The Christ"
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A variation of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" Usually used in times of emotional distress or anger.
*Whole family is killed by explosion*
Atlas - "Jehesus Christ! Isn't that just like Ryan?"
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when you’re the most fucked up you’ve ever been
cam: i’m high as christ
ben: r u christing me?
cam: that’s something i fear i am not christing about