chuff adder

A balding, overweight homosexual man. Usually in denial of his homosexuallity.

Go and sew another dress you chuff adder!

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chuff bone

This is the bone on a female just BEHIND the "piss hole".

"Ah just kicked that bitch in the Chuff bone an she fell to the floor like a sack of shit!!"

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chuff bandit

A Man who actively seeks anal passages of other Men with intention of putting something in the anal passage.

"watch out Lads, here comes Wayne. keep your asses out of sight of that fucking Chuff Bandit..!"

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Chuff Puff

The voluntary or involuntary art of expelling an audible fart from the vagina.

I was bangin this chick doggy hard, rolled her over and she let out this proper loud chuff puff!

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Chuff Monkey!

A small brown monkey that fits in your palm, found in the rainforests of Argentina

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chuff monkey

A person who during oral sex concentrates on the gential region of the female.

I heard you are a bit of a 'chuff monkey'

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Chuff Chop

The act of karate chopping a female's genitalia.

Only to be used in very familiar situations, usually between people in a relationship. Occurs most commonly in a lesbian relationship or a fight between girls, a cat fight.

It is not a welcomed move in a fight as it invades personal space, however it is the ultimate winning move.

Created in Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

See also: chuff

In a petty fight:

*Girl smacks girlfriend around the head*
Girlfriend: OW! Chuff chop!
*Girlfriend chuff chops girl*

or

Girl 1: "Did you see what happened in the fight between Kimberley and Stacey?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Kimberley chuff chopped her!"
Girl 3: "Ouch!"

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