Cigar Cutter

An anus, called the 'cigar cutter' because it resembles the cutting action of a cigar when a turd is half way out.

The phone was ringing in the middle of my dump, so I pinched it off half way with my cigar cutter.

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meat cigar

meat cigars is my giant wang being puffed on by brian's mom

Brian: "Mom, what're you doing?"
His Mom: "MMmmmmMMormrbsbmdmmmm" (Can't hear her cause my meat cigar is in her mouf)

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rubber cigar

Devise that killed the 3 kings at the "We found baby Jesus" party.

We three kings of orient are trying to smoke a rubber cigar. it was loaded and exploded, now we're on yonder star.

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mexican cigar

When a woman snorts cocaine off of an erect penis.

Did you hear that chick gave Horatio a mexican cigar in the bathroom of TGI Fridays?

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PINK CIGAR

The male reproductive organ (Penis).
A slang term used to indicate another person is homosexual and has a strong desire to suck on a penis.

1. Justin Render smokes pink cigar from morning to night.
2. Clay Aiken worships the pink cigar.

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colombian cigar

The process of shitting inside someone else’s asshole.

Thomas: I gotta shit dude
Zane: Shut up before I give you a Colombian cigar

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Cyber cigar

Someone who's getting milked out on the internet (mostly for YTP's) and trolled by everone.

CopperCab is such a cyber cigar.

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