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The extremely pointy shoes worn by puerto ricans and russians that are used to crush cockroaches when then run into a corner; a round toe wont reach far enough into the corners apex to cause a lethal blow to the aforementioned roach.
Oscar had a roach in a mexican standoff in the corner of his room, his air force one was too round to crush him, out of nowhere his cousin JuanJulio, who was dressed up to go to the local cantina came running in with his cockroach-killers and instanly speared the roach in the corner.
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Employee in large company deft in the art of not doing much at all. When the spotlight is turned on them, they work furiously and scramble to acomplish tasks quickly. As soon as attention turns away from them, they go back to their lazy ways and acomplish very little until the light is shown upon them again.
Man, that guy never does anything around here. He only gets busy when the boss is up his ass, which is rarely. he's such a corporate cockroach!
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A blessing on earth. Search it on google now
Go, my son, GO!!
The dancing cockroach has a lightsaber.
Term used to describe a graduated/dropped-out member of a Student Union who keeps returning to crash activities and camps that are organised by the Union. It's favourite hiding spots are inside other current members' sleeping bags. It loves to get drunk and borrow belongings without asking.
Student A: "Hey, what's that strong alcohol smell? And where are my slippers?"
Student B: "Sounds like an SU cockroach infestation. Alright I'm tired and need to sle.."*BUMP*
Student A: Yikes there's already one in your sleeping bag!
It's a game, a large group of people play in an even larger group. Like a club in a school would play it, amongst the rest of the unknowing students. Basically, if someone comes up to you and whispers cockroach in your ear, you have to get down on your back without hesitation, no matter where you are and wave your arms and legs in the air for five seconds, if you delay at all, or change position you have to do it for 20 seconds.
Guy1:*whispers* cockroach!
Guy2:NO! hell no!
Guy1: TWENTY SECONDS!
guy2: *forced into doing it for 20seconds*
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noun: The magic hour in which you have been awake for so long, that even a cockroach scuttling across the floor is a source of high amusement.
Mary: OMG, did you just see the cat sneeze?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sue: Mary, it must be the cockroach hour for you. A cat sneezing is not that amusing.
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When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --
Ugggh look at that hairy cockroach!