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"Speed cameras are used purely for revenue raising."
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It's when you dump a girl you scored and then one of your friends go for her.
Thrash-collector!
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Someone who is scared of trumping.
A human being that refuses to trump during the day due to public shame or belief that they are not an animal, resulting in a collection of trumps being stored up inside them.
During the night the human being "deflates", passing wind throughout their sleep and the trump collection leaves their body. For this reason the trump collector will never be satisfied with their collection and wake up the next day striving to build up their collection again.
Dave "You know what, I've never heard you trump George..."
George "Thats because I dont!!"
Dave "Ah right, it's you. You're The Trump Collector"
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An emotionally damaged chick that engages in a plurality of one-off sexual excursions with known and/or unknown men in order to:
A)Find herself.
B)Erase a previous lover.
C)Write her own episodes of "Sex In The City."
Because there is no relational context and ultimately is risky behavior, the bone collector's kind offer should be met with appropriate measure of suspicion in order to counter the seemingly ideal "no strings attached" sexual encounter that non-discerning men find difficult to deny.
(There's nothing worse than getting phucked while you're getting phucked.)
"Yeah ever since______, "Y" has been on a sexual rampage.
The other night, she tried to take me home, but I told that bone-collector, "E.T. no bone gnomes."
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The art of collecting friends on your blogging site with no intention of ever viewing there pages.
Man, She has over 200 friends on her list! She is DEFINITELY a FRIEND COLLECTOR!
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A group of 11, usually a packaged food item or actual collection of interesting object.
The collector collects a dozen of said item, but is disillusioned by greed and decides to keep one. Antonym for 'Baker's Dozen' as in, the baker is generous and gives an extra, while the Collector's Dozen means 'to keep a portion of the lot' instead.
Hot Pocket Lover: "Man, the value pack boxes used to come with a dozen hot pockets, and now they only have 11!
Friend: "Oh yeah man, the Collector's Dozen. It's been getting more and more common nowadays."
Hot Pocket Lover: "Awh, what ever happened to the generous Baker's Dozen!"
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one that recives large amounts of cum on various parts of body
zoe the cum collector recived large amounts of cum in her ears and nose.
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