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A shitty cheap malt liquor beverage normally purchased by black people.
Wow you nigger you just bought colt 45.
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Record-Setting Season Team.. But can't win the Big Game... Not even the 2nd Biggest game for that Matter.
Manning is a Great QB.. But - "It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that Ring".
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To quit, give up, or not finish.
"Dude that test was so hard, I had to Colt McCoy halfway through."
"I'm tired of working, let's just Colt McCoy and go get a beer."
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A NFL team in the AFC. They are a very dangerous team to be playing. The Indianapolis Colts won their first superbowl..... superbowl XLI. The baltimore colts, relocated to indianapolis won only superbowl V. Afer all this long time they finally won a big one beating the Chicago Bears 29-17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!!
and the indianapolis colts just won superbowl 41. oy my god they finally did it!!!!
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a malt liqour that helps one feel drunk,horny,and satisfied!
colt45 and two zig zags babe dats all we need we can go to da park afta dark and smoke dat tumble weed and as the mara-wanna (<- gangsta style)burn we can take our turn singin dem dirty rap songz stop and hit da mall like chee chin chong and say it'll take us from hurr to hong kong so roll,roll,roll my joint pick out da seedz and stems gettin high as hell flyin through palm bell skatin on datin rims so roll,roll the 83 cadilac coop deville if my tapes and my cd's jus dont sell i bet my caddy will!
-*-Afroman,colt45-*-
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A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.
In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.
The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.
All Indianapolis Colts fans are white.
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A rich town in Monmouth County, NJ, full of hicks, farms and horses. The area was recently a victim of many Staten Islanders and Brooklynders picking up from their hometown to become residents there. Next to Rumson, this is one of the wealthiest towns in the area. The population is predominatly white. Most kids describe it as, "An empty town. If you wanted to actually do something fun, you'd have to walk/drive to another town." The area is said to have a good school system, yet kids seem to disagree. Most complain about the lack of decent teachers and shortened lunches to increase the time for class. There are a few famous persons that live in this town. One example is famous Hollywood actor Dana Owens, who goes by the name of Queen Latifa. Not a good town to move to if you have kids and plan on sending them to the public schools.
"Colts Neck is lacking activities."
"The worst place to move to with kids is Colts Neck, New Jersey."
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