comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"

me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*

Comcasted

To be fucked over by comcast customer support including but not limited to customer service, comcast technicians, or the comcast equipment they provide. This also could include technicians not showing up to the job and lying about leaving messages.

I got comcasted today when I left work early to wait for Comcast to come and repair my internet only to not have anyone show up for the appointment.

Comcast

Comcast, better known as Com-cunt, is an evil son of a fucking bitch that nobody cares but the company.

An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.

...A.k.a The Shit.

1) Quick! We need to destroy Comcast or we'll be doomed!!

Comcast

A cable company many people from Minnesota most likely have/had

Comcast is slow as fuck

Comcaster

Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!

Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!