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n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.
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Going to the orgy tonight?
No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.
A large gathering of overweight, nude males or females, all grinding and fornicating with each other.
I think the fat bitch in our school had a fat concert last night, there were pictures of a large pile of larger people that were naked and wet.
'Concert brain' is something that occurs any time between a day before a concert to the day after a concert. It Involves songs by the performer(s) being stuck in your head and/or wanting to dance or imitate the dance moves performed by the performer(s). Effects may vary from person to person.
Friend: "That Imagine Dragons concert yesterday was amazing"
Friend2: "Yeah! I haven't stopped listening to their CD! I think I still have Concert Brain"
alternative name for the strip clubs
what happening tonight? nuttin' much biatch, just checkin out the local body concerts
n. A complete and comprehensive list of concerts that one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow concert goers.
Today, I added Rock on the Range to my concert resume, which was already more than impressive.
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Ten rules for going to a concert whether it be at a local to a semi bigger show to a freaking mega show in an arena or something. True fact is that everyone has broken one of these rules
1) Never wear the shirt of any band that is playing that night whether it be there current band or any of the members old band.
2) Always wear DEODERANT!
3) Girls never dance unless your willing to get hurt.
4) If your under 12 do not attent.
5) Wear your belt tight. No one wants to see your chonies
6) Do not sing the harmonies with the PA system between band sets.
7) Do not bring your parents.
8) Do not talk to the bands while they are setting up. You have enough time after the show to do so. They are not going anywhere.
9)Do not sing louder then the band
10) TEACH THESE RULES TO YOUR FELLOW SHOW BUDDIES!
(Kid is wearing an Underoath shirt to an Underoath show!)
You:"Dude! You are breaking Concert Rule #1!"
Kid: I didnt know there was such thing as concert rules!
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Twenty times better than Marching Band.
We have Concert Band rehersal today.
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