"Conked" meaning the most scuffed thing you have seen.
basketball player: "Bro the 3 pointer was so conked"
Basketball player 2:" But did you see his layup that was so conked I couldn't believe he made that"
When Felix is tired and can't word things properly
"I should be conked up"
Common ground with an animal
The farmer had conking forum with her chickens.
A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.
“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”
Someone who really wants to suck conk, a penis
Someone who really wants to get down on their knees lift up a skirt and shove some schmeat down their food shoot.
When they saw how big the femboy's conk was they became a Conk thirster