Conrad's Mom is simply the most attractive woman you have ever meant
"Yo have you seen Conrad's Mom?"
"Yeah she's really hot"
Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"
"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"
"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"
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UK slang for retarded or someone with extreme STDβs
Yo, you look like Edward Conrad
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Most gorgeous man with emerald green eyes and slick black hair. Completely and entirely in love with his amate, Liana Bellamy. Heβs extremely underrated, but highly adored by Liana. Extremely precious and often encourages himself with βitβs nerf or nothing.β
βShit dawg- whoβs that gorgeous man?β
βOh thatβs Conrad Bellamy.β
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Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.
Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD
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a poor ass bitch, who pretends too be all ghetto, but in real life he just ends up as a gay/poor/poser bitch.
Me and my mom wasted all our money on lonnies blow jobs.
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So-called doctor who chose to inject a lethal amount of drugs, including the anesthetic Propofol, into Michael Jackson's body, thus causing him to go into cardiac arrest. People who say Michael killed himself are loons, because for one, Murray PRESCRIBED an anesthetic as a SLEEP AID, because apparently he hadn't heard of, oh, Ambien. And, Michael had no idea A) how to hook up an IV, B) how to put medicine in the IV, or C) how much of the drug cocktail he would need to die. So no, he didn't kill himself. And the death was not of natural causes, so Murray killed him. I mean, jeez. Murray made personal phone calls in the time between when he found Michael Jackson not breathing and the time he called 911. I don't know about you, but if I found someone NOT BREATHING on a BED, I would put them on a floor and administer CPR, and if that didn't work, call 911! But no, first Murray calls his mommy, or whoever, then he calls other people, THEN he calls 911, THEN he administers unnecessarily violent CPR on a BED.
The Drug Fairy did NOT sneak into Michael Jackson's bedroom and O.D. him, people, so accept that Conrad Murray murdered Michael Jackson and hope that he will be charged and convicted for his B.S.
MICHAEL JACKSON'S LAST WORDS: Can I have some more of that stuf that makes me sleep? I really just want to sleep. Please.
DR. CONRAD MURRAY: Well, hmm. This big rich famous pop star just asked me to give him a lethal dose of Propofol. If I say no, he won't pay me. But if I say yes, he'll die painfully.
But if I say no...he won't pay me.
:(
*hooks Michael up to his DEATH, walks away, whistling, daydreaming about all the stuff he's gonna buy with Michael's money*
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