someone who likes to say "I'm not a racist, but...(insert racially insensitive comment)"
"I'm conservative but not a racist, but black people..."
to hoard a stash to yourself, usually of marijuana; an excuse not to share your weed.
Sorry bro, I gotta conserve till this weekend.
Someone who actually has intelligence. Antonym: Liberal.
A conservative knows what would help humanity as a whole, while a liberal doesn't know anything except bitching about Republicans, and smoking drugs.
"I'm a conservative and I hate liberals." - Joe
1) A type of force for which the work done is independent of the path taken
2) A person advocating right-wing economic and social policies
3) A person disliking change
1) Gravity is a conservative force
2) George Bush is renowned for his conservative policies
3) At the moment, Jennifer is a conservative, but this will change if the government is abolished.
A person who wants to believe that they are "of a different opinion" instead of understanding that there is no "alt reality", so they are either religiously brainwashed or just ignorant and self-deluded because of their habit of forcing themselves to live in an information vacuum.
He calls himself "conservative" even though we all know he is just delusional and stupid.