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Conservants (or con-servants) are the type of conservative voter that follows whatever FOX News says they should think, whatever the Q says they should think, basically just a puppet of the loudest most right wing voice in the room. They are almost assuredly referring to everyone else as “sheeple”.
I tried talking sense into Randy after Trump talked shit about McCain but there’s no use, he’s a conservant at this point.
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The voice of reason and conscience in British politics.
During the 2019 General Election, many traditional labour voters came to their senses and voted for The Conservatives.
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Someone who falls on the "right" end of the political spectrum.
In the United States in particular, a person who cherishes the religious freedom said nation is founded upon, is hated for thinking differently from people who profess "open-mindedness" to the point of being dismissed from employment and educational institutions, and who aren't afraid to work for their own living nor to actually defend their freedoms.
One who opposes the erosion of society from psychologically destructive substances and relationship-destroying sexual promiscuity.
One who opposes freeloaders and election-rigging.
Rachel: Mike is always on time, he always gets the job done, and he hasn't called me at 3 in the morning to pick him up from a bar or bail him out of jail! How can I make the rest of my employees like that?
Steven: Well, if they were conservative like him, they would be.
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Bunch of white folks who hate everybody.
He hates blacks, latinos, gays, native Americans, and anybody who didn't vote for the same person he voted for... must be one of those conservatives.
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A technique employed when one finds oneself taking a crap and the toilet paper is almost completely gone whereby the crapper most make complete use every square inch of toilet paper in order to make an effective wipe before the end of the roll.
An expert at The Conservative makes the clean wipe (to verify all poop is gone) with the remnants of toilet paper that remain on the roll after the last sheet is removed.
"I went to take a crap and realized that I was almost out of toilet paper"
"Oh shit! Get ready for dingle berries and skid marks"
"Nah, I am a pro at The Conservative; the last piece of toilet paper was the clean wipe"
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1. An advocate of a political philosophy which revolves around not doing much. Conservatism essentially argues keeping things the way they are rather than supporting change.
Examples of Conservative actions:
-Doing nothing. :-)
Examples of not-Conservative actions:
-Trying to change the constitution.
-Starting wars.
-Spending lots of money.
-Taking away people's privacy rights.
-Turning allies against your nation by radically altering foreign policy.
2. A misused synonym for right wing.
What kind of conservative would try to ammend the constitution? Conservatives don't like change, that's the whole point.
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