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When you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won't come out. Similar to regular constipation but for your boobs (men can get this if they really want to).
Person 1 "I was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn't come out"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"
When you’ve worked in a retail job for so long, you’ve learned to hold back any bodily excretions that hit you mid-shift, even if you are slowly dying behind the register needing a bathroom break. Usually developed in a medium to fast paced job that demands full attention to the task at hand or in a single staffed establishment where the employee cannot leave with customers in the store alone.
After working in a shoe retail store for 5 years, I’ve developed retail constipation. Now I hardly take bathroom breaks anymore.
When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop
- I got that scottish constipation it's gonna be a long night👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾
When you have absolutely no motivation to do homework for an extended period of time, and all the assignments are due on the same day. This causes the workload to pile up, and you end up having to slowly crank out each assignment one-by-one the day/night before it's all due.
"I have two calculus assignments, a 10-page paper, a chemistry assignment, and a biology lab report due on Wednesday. It's Monday night and I haven't even started."
"Wow. Sounds like you have a case of homework constipation."
When an organization cannot get anything accomplished in a reasonable amount of time; A lack of quick turn around.
When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.
Organizational Constipation = Government
A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."
Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!
n. (con·sti·pay·shun): an East-Asian professional or business-person characterized by grunts and/or other vocalizations that sound like the individual is constipated, usually occurring when the individual is frustrated and/or agitated. Vocal noises are unique to the East-Asian accents.
"Man, when I don't get my numbers to Henry Wong in on time he sure turns into a constip-asian on the phone!"
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