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Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.

Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

by Yellow 55 August 7, 2016

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Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.

Do you want a monster cookie?

by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf April 22, 2011

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monster cookie pinwheel

A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.

Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel

by quintippio February 10, 2010

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monster cookie pinwheel

An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.

Seth **cked up that monster cookie pinwheel hard!

by kerbs July 29, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 23, 2021


cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016


cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 20, 2018