to cop it

To be the victim of a bad twist of fate. Observers might say "copped it!" or "uuuuunlucky".

1) "Yuk, i copped it in the eye"

2) Luke copped it totally when Brenden covered his pillow in pubic hair.

3) Watch out, unless you want to cop it in the eye.

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Cops

Relativly pointless.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD!!!!! The cops are on or tails! RUN!
Guy 2: Cops? Aren't they the guys who sit on their asses all day eating donuts and sucking dick?

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cop

to get
to aquire
to obtain
to bring into your possession

ay...on ya way to tha spot...cop a bottlte of dat blue hypnotiq. lol

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cop

Dude who's ruining the party.

"Man, who brought the cop?"

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CoP

*When texting* Change of Plans

Jim: So you still down to go to the party on 5th Avenue?
Jack: CoP We are going to the party near Washington Sq instead

Cop

singular for policeman, trigger happy scumbags always prone to abuse their power, famously incompetent and with a penchant for covering their own shenanigans like the glorified mobster militia they are. usually rejects from the military, despised by left and right wingers alike, they are the tool with which governments enforce their role when people don't behave like the drooling consumers they're supposed to be.

"where's Mike? i thought we all agreed to be at the park by noon!"
"give him a rest Jim, he's at the vet, a *cop* shot his dog because he was barking at him, said he feared for his safety"
"what a pig!"

Cop

Cop / C.o.p.

This is a word used to identify a Police or Sherriff. There seems to be much history with this association, both positive & negative. Dating as far back as the 1100's. Here, im simply offering a couple of possible relevant abbreviations.

1)Certified Officer of Peace
2)Constable On Patrol
3)Cooperation Of Persons
4)Chief Of Police
5)Citizen Orientation Processor

"Hey dude hide the b**r, there's a Cop driving by."

"Hello ma'am, did any one call the Cop's?"

"Yo bro you can't mess with me, I'm a Cop!"