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When a man orbits his testicles around a woman's face drops his balls in her mouth all before ejaculating on her chest.
Did you hear Adam gave her a cosmic splatdam last night?
When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.
When you send your rocket to Uranus, then helicopter the juices at her, giving her a 'Milky Way', then beating it on her ass til you burst like a pinata, all while wearing a sombrero.
I gave that bitch a cosmic fiesta last night, she really enjoyed herself.
Universe dust to which we all return upon our demise (scots)
after we die we all become cosmic oose
Did you see the great big, Blue Origin Cosmic Penis penetrate the earth/space boundary?
Yes. It was magnificent. ALMOST as exciting as watching the LAST Astro-Billionaire launch into space.
A person in which travels warp speed into multiple dimensions in search for children's company (preferably male).
"Woah man, I think that Cosmic Pedophile just abducted your kid!"
"What kid?"
The process of masturbation when high
“I had a cosmic wank last night’”