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This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.
I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.
Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"
Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."
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When an old man sends you a text picture of his frozen penis with his tighty whities around his ankles.
That sick fucker sent me a picture of his cotton knapsack, again
A female who popped her cherry while inserting a tampon
Sarah: Did you hear Jessica is a Cotton Popper?
Courtney: Omg yeah I heard.. ugh what a nasty little whore.
Sarah: We should go write shit about her in the girl's bathroom during 4th!
Courtney: Yeah lets do it! That slutty bitch deserves it!
Aww, man!!! Aunt flow is coming and i don’t have any cooter cotton!
When after smoking large amounts of pot your mouth becomes dry and pasty.
Dat dooby gave my ass some serious cotton chops.
When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.
Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.