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This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.
I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.
Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"
Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."
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When an old man sends you a text picture of his frozen penis with his tighty whities around his ankles.
That sick fucker sent me a picture of his cotton knapsack, again
When after smoking large amounts of pot your mouth becomes dry and pasty.
Dat dooby gave my ass some serious cotton chops.
When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.
Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.
Aww, man!!! Aunt flow is coming and i don’t have any cooter cotton!
A female who popped her cherry while inserting a tampon
Sarah: Did you hear Jessica is a Cotton Popper?
Courtney: Omg yeah I heard.. ugh what a nasty little whore.
Sarah: We should go write shit about her in the girl's bathroom during 4th!
Courtney: Yeah lets do it! That slutty bitch deserves it!