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Word Court

An imagined court which tries lawsuits against a specific word or phrase which is accused of being illogical, deceptive, fraudulent, or offensive to someone.

Word Court is currently trying the word HAMBURGER, LIPSTICK, BIRTH CONTROL, CRIMINAL JUSTICE, and others.

NARRATOR
Welcome to Word Court, where words go on trial.
SECRETARY
Today, we will hear oral arguments in case number 52-67-42, Consumers v Commercial Users of the word HAMBURGER.
JUDGE WORDY
Mr. Prosecuting Attorney, please state your case.
PROSECUTOR
Your honor and members of the jury. This class action lawsuit is against the individuals, businesses, and corporations which use the word HAMBURGER to get consumers to buy what they call hamburgers, but are really dead cow flesh sandwiches. They do so by indirectly saying that the dead animal flesh is a meat which is or contains HAM. That is a false statement. Ham is more expensive than beef because it is made from a cut of a dead pigs’s leg, processed, and preserved by adding salt and other spices. Ham is made around the world including regional specialties such as Westphalian ham, Spanish jamón, Italian Prosciutto, and Smithfield ham in the US. The curing process takes from 9–months to a year.

JUDGE
Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. We will now hear the defense attorney.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY
Your honor and members of the jury, the facts you just stated make it clear that the word HAM does not belong in the word HAMBURGER. Hamburgers should be called beefburgers or meatburgers, not HAMBURGERS.

JUDGE
How do you clients plea?

My clients plea "nolo contendere",
and apologize to everyone for having used the word HAMBURGER.

by but for April 20, 2019


Trent Court

The rival gang of Craven Terrace in New Bern NC know for fighting’s , stabbings and death by guns not safe although it sits right in the new Bern Water Front

I’m from Trent Court

by BEAR CITY February 15, 2022


Court General

(Noun) point guard or coach on the court; should be a very all-around type of player; should be fundamentally sound, have good ball handling, shooting, passing, quickness, speed, IQ, and leadership. If you possess these qualities, then you are the perfect court general

He looks like a court general when he's out there--taking command and telling people what to do.

by MWilliams22 December 28, 2015


Sort The Court

A cool game in where you either play as a king or queen and answer questions from people/creatures that meet you with simple yes or no answers. Your choices will affect your kingdom's population, happiness and gold. You can lose the game from having 0 population

The game has an ending but it doesn't actually end. You can continue playing endlessly after the ending

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye have played Sort The Court

by Civilian Gaming May 6, 2022


Tennis court

A place where you can go and talk it up like yeah. Lorde mentions about this in her song 'Tennis Court'

Friend1: Lets go somewhere
Friend 2: Where?
Friend 1: Lets go down to the tennis court, and talk it up like yeah
Friend2: Sounds cool

by Cuzwenevergooutofstyle3 September 2, 2021


court sweeper

A guy that plays sports but sits the bench or doesn't start and still thinks he gets all the girl.

"Man that dude over there is such a court sweeper"

by Vlex May 6, 2015


court system

Ancient system of decision making defining a country's conscience, run by an elite for the elite to keep society under their control.

The people expect the court system to be fair.

by polite point February 5, 2016