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after performing the coyote to get away from a nasty woman (chewing off your arm so as not to awaken her) you have to chew off your other arm so that she won't immediately recognize you.
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(context- it is well known when a coyote gets caught in a trap, it will gnaw its arm off to free itself).
When somebody wakes up and gnaws off their arm or hand to escape a one night stand who was viciously ugly.
My friend Don always carries gauze and tape with him in case he meets a coyote fuck- (adj.)
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Only the most amazing hand signal ever to be thought of. Made by placing thumb, middle and ring finger together while index finger and pinkie are pointed outwards to form a coyote who is silent and who doesnt give a freak.
Dude 1: Hey what should we dude? I like so toats bored.
Dude 2: I dunno, we could "silent coyote."
Dude 1: Yesh! Thats so freaking fun. SILENT COYOTE! (both dudes do silent coyote and have the best day ever)
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When you gnaw your own ovaries off so you can't have more brats.
Her kid was so bad he turned her into a coyote mother
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When a female howls like a coyote during sex.
Found out it was coyote season last night while banging this chick
A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.
Me and my girl Sarah did a coyote clap to the storm
One awesome guy. Who always brightens up your day! Calls you a pooper and yetsomehow you can't be mad at him. He is truely a one of a kind person. Knows who he is in life and won't let anyone or anything change that. <3 He knows what to do in most situtions and has always been there for me.
"hey man your a cool coyote!"
"nahhh, man thats phillip"