A Craig is when someone is a complete dick and forces themselves on girls, aggressive for no reason. sets out to destroy other people's lives cus their own lives are absolute shit and cannot make themselves feel better unless everyone else is completely fucked up too.
A: that guy completely ruined my and my bf's life
B: Yeah i know he's such a Craig
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Craig is just a little bit of a dick. Almost the male version of a Karen.
I really lost my temper at the grocery store, I was a bit of a Craig.
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May or not be a pedophile. Craigβs are rare and interesting, but donβt be lured in by his man bling
Oh hey Craig, did you shave your chest hair yet?
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The art of relaxing your way through anything
He was laying on the couch having a Craig while the rest of us were busy with arranging the affairs.
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A Craig is a long-tenured hunky who operates the fuck out of Charlie and throws fart bombs like a boss. Can often be seen with black fingertips from reading grocery bags full of six different newspapers and a four inch stack of ads.
Craig: DONKEYYYYYYYYY!!!
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A teddy bear that will only come out of his cave for a taco and cheese itz and remains in the cave to take naps. Has a fear of fire extinguishers.
A Craig picked up a fire extinguisher and is going to use it
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