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A black person accused of stealing buckets full of KFC. Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier!
Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier.
A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)
J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.
Someone who builds themselves up constantly and is obsessed with being a self made person even if they're not. It is both a positive and negative term depending on the context.
"Omg you are crane-ing so hard"
One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore
The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!
“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”
When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”
When you take a girl firmly onto your dick and swing her around your room, hitting walls, and destroying pitchers.
Dude, I totally gave her the Mexican crane last night! I think I broke her nose.
When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.
'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'
'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'
When your briefs are hooked to a rope and the rope is connected to a pull and it pulls you up
I was lifted by my briefs from the crane wedgie
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