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Low purity methamphetamine ussually produced in small laboratories in peoples homes or available from mexican cartels. Generally having a powder consistincey and not taking a crystalline form as glass would.
Man I stay away from that crank as long as I can score some glass.
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A person who espouses and supports illogical and poorly-reasoned causes and idiologies and who bothers other people with his nonesense.
That Republican on the school board, the one who wants to teach "creation science" is a well-known religious crank.
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to masturbate rapidly.
I'm cranking one off right now.
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To get psyched for an event or to get in a state of mind fitting for an event. To become eager for something to occur.
Henry: Let's get cranked for the karaoke bro!
Friend A: Alright I'll bring all my microphones! I'm so excited!
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To complete an assignment on it's due date. Often results in rushed or sub-par work. Cranking is often preformed on a bus, in a car, or in the hours of 4am-6am in the comfort of your own home.
Student A- "I was in a major state of cranking this morning, but I got those Brute questions done like nothing."
Student B- "You think that's impressive? I cranked out a degree while away on a golf meet."
Student A- "Yeah, but did you study for that math test?"
Student B- "Oh GOD. Didn't even sniff it."
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To cry and wank at the same time
"What's that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Teddy just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"
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To wank while crying. Largely done by emos and Christians.
"I caught him cranking in the vestubule"
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