The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire
I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.
To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)
“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”
Someone who is very similar to Tristern Mccan
He's so silly, he's such a crappy pilot.
Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.
Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
Pulling out from anal sex with feces on the tip of your Penis.
"That girl last night left a crappy tipper"
"When it was all over......it was a crappy tipper"
What you may call someone in place of crap.
You ate my pudding you Crappy-Mcgee!