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A person who thinks that just because they did something nice one time that they are entitled to bitch at everyone and be the worlds biggest asshole and when you get mad about it they say, "BUT WAIT, there was that one time I..." and then you just want to punch them in the balls and call them a douchebag.
The only reason David was nice for a week is so that he can remind me of it when he's a little bitch all the time. He is such a credit whore.
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before completing a credit or debit, you must ask credit or debit sir/ma'am, slide ones hand through the center crack of another individuals ass crack.
yesterday i was asked credit or debit, and i answered debit innocently and unsuspectingly got a credit or debit then a hand swiped up my ass crack. then screamed, "I like it rough".
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An organization that specializes in providing damaging information on citizens to employers, banks, credit card companies and prospective spouses. The information doesn't have to be true, or even the same person as listed with them.
He couldn't get a wife or buy a house because the credit bureau had told the banks he had bad credit and ruined his reputation.
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1. When a female goes out with a man and doesn’t put out. He is extending her credit
that he expects to cash in the future.
2. When a female spends a male time and money that is in the friend zone and doesn’t give anything in return.
~Kevin Samuels
Hey girlfriend are you free this weekend?
No i’m busy, I have to get rid of some of this Coochie Credit.
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the act of a guy swiping his hand from a girl's ass to the front of her pussy..
Jaymee slapped David for credit carding her at bowling the other night, he still has a fuckin handprint...
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to swipe your skateboard through your ass and hit yourself in the nuts accidentily
oh shit man you just credit carded real bad
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A plastic card issued by a loan shark. Usually has a set amount with interest added every month.
I got my new MasterCard credit card in the mail.
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