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A term used to describe post (male) masturbatory tissues that have been used to wipe up their ejaculate and then been left laying around so long the tissues have solidified.
The term comes from the British slang wank meaning to masturbate and the British term for potato chips (crisps)
I went into Brandons room last night and was absolutely appalled to find that he had wankers crisps littered all around his bedside.
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Really good when you're high like I am right now.
"DoOd MuNcHiEZz GiMmIe SoMe WaFfLe CrIsp!!!"
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The coolest name in baseball. period. His real name is covial. Wow I would change my name too. Coolest team in baseball when the Indians had Coco and Milton Bradley. It doesn't get much better. He got the nickname from his grandmother who called him Co.
"Look at Coco Crisp make an amazing catch"
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A blowjob that is performed flawlessly and leaves the recipient comatose. A girl capable of giving crisp dome will keep that status with her forever.
Andrea gave Tyler some crisp dome last summer at the lake house.
A delicious cereal that after you eat it, your piss smells like it.
I ate golden crisp today. My piss now smells bad.
Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10
Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same
Offering up a pack of crisps to a friend but he may only take one crisp without looking. What will they take? A piss poor crisp or a gigantic beast! Come and play the Crisp Lottery.
Whilst eating some crisps
Friend - "Oi oi crisp lottery"
You - "O go on then"
Friend - <shuffle> <chooses> "Ahh thats a shit crisp"
You - "You just lost the crisp lottery"