To screw someone, especially a bro, over.
Johnny: That nigga stole my girl bro.
Ryan: He criss cross booty sauce you?
Johnny: Yeah my nigga!
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Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.
Darion is such a god damn Criss Cross Kiss Up!!!
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An expression you say when you're in disbelief
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
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1. most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he'll make you smile like crazy, and squeel no matter where you are.
2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.
3. kaitlyn's lover<3
i would take a bullet in a heart beat for criss noah.
im very much so in love with criss noah.
i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.
When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
verb - the act of pissing and crying in the shower
Person 1: Yo, I was crissing all night!
Person 2: Damn man, I'm so sorry!