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Criss cross booty sauce

To screw someone, especially a bro, over.

Johnny: That nigga stole my girl bro.

Ryan: He criss cross booty sauce you?
Johnny: Yeah my nigga!

by Peter the Pussy Penetrator May 22, 2019

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Criss Cross Kiss Up

Some one who kisses one person's ass inparticular so much that they just have to have a nickname implying so. A severe jeffer or kiss up.

Darion is such a god damn Criss Cross Kiss Up!!!

by FacePalmLove June 13, 2010

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Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw October 19, 2007

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criss noah.

1. most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he'll make you smile like crazy, and squeel no matter where you are.

2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.

3. kaitlyn's lover<3

i would take a bullet in a heart beat for criss noah.

im very much so in love with criss noah.

i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.

by iloveyoubabyy** May 6, 2009


Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.

Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.

by JoeShmo1993 December 16, 2017


criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006


crissing

verb - the act of pissing and crying in the shower

Person 1: Yo, I was crissing all night!
Person 2: Damn man, I'm so sorry!

by captainkat11 October 26, 2022