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crunchy

To be mad, sad, or another word for saudy.

That mad kid over there is crunchy. like on a scale of 1 to crunchy, he is the capn cruncher. His crunch level is through the roof.

by The Crunch Muffin February 3, 2011

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crunchy gowon

Crunchy gowon is the ONE & ONLY rapper out there. She is the rap god of the universe and has been around for over 300,000 years. Eminem is a JOKE in comparison to our one&only.

person A: whoโ€™s eating chips do damn loudly?
Period B: sorry, I was just listening to Crunchy Gowonโ€™s one&only rap.

by stan loona ๐Ÿคก October 4, 2019

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crunchy niggers

Typically some crunchy foods such as crisps or nachos...

Hey, pass me some of them crunchy niggers

by DestructionDomination July 17, 2017

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Crunchy Fajitas

Krun - Chee - Fah-jai-tuhs

noun,

1. An typical tex-mex dish, whereby the most important ingredient is crushed up taco chips
2. The crushed up taco chips denote the crunchy aspect of the fajitas

Putting crushed up taco chips in my fajitas made those Crunchy Fajitas the crunchiest fajitas ever!

by jfrymer March 30, 2012


crunchy lettuce

A reference to the best part of something. The part of a whole that stands out from the rest.

The crunchy lettuce really made that hamburger delicious.
That song was the crunchy lettuce of that album.
This formula is the crunchy lettuce of physics.

by AlexTheDefiner February 3, 2017


crunchy sock

Just what it sounds like. A sock that is crunchy. There are typically three causes of a crunchy sock. They are as follows:

1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.

Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.

Mom: "Hurry up, you're going to be late!"
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"

Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."

by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

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crunchy conservative

Environmentally and socially conscious political conservative. This term was coined by National Review columnist Rod Dreher, and appears in his book, "Crunchy Cons: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip homeschooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers and their diverse crowd of countercultural conservatives plan to save America (or at least the Republican Party)."

"'Ewww, that's so lefty,' Dreher's editor at his old National Review job sneered when Dreher said he was picking up some locally grown organic produce. And what's with the sandals I'm wearing, he then thought; am I going liberal? Not a bit, he concluded, though if associating with liberals could help him have healthy, flavorful food and a beautiful, durable home; be involved in his children's education; protect and nurture the environment and other species; and live with religious integrity, then associate, befriend, and work with liberals he would. That made him a crunchy conservative . . ."

by jcwords December 29, 2011

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