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usually a big nonce who likes to touch little ginger boys named luke or nico
"omg look there goes one of those pencil crusher fellows"
Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.
Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.
a man who has had many sexual encounters with many women
Nick: yo man, im going to bang this chick. she wants a piece of me
Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher
Somebody so fat that can crush a twink
That person is a twink crusher
A 32oz can of beer (usually economy brands like Milwaukee’s Beast)
“Get me a Beast Light crusher can at the liquor store while you’re out.”
A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.
My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.
It's when a guy cums in a girls eye lashes, and she has to comb out it with her Mascara.
Hey dude, I came in this girl's eye last night, and she pulled a Clump Crusher on me.