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Do Dishes December, basically women should do dishes everyday. The number of times she should do it depends on the date. 1st of December = 1 time, 10th of December = 10 times etc.
Joe: Did you do the dishes?
Joe‘s Mama: No, should I?
Joe: Yes everyday! Its DDD!
Destroy Dick December, a challenge where one must nut once for December 1, 2 or the 2nd, and so on, for a total of 496 times in 31 days.
It goes without saying that this is physically impossible. To ejaculate 496 times in 31 days, you would have to do so at least 16 times every day, or once every 90 minutes. You don't have to be a doctor to know that would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and render you effectively impotent for quite some time, if not permanently.
To put it very simply, if you were able to legitimately pull this off, you would LITERALLY destroy your reproductive organs, probably by the time you got to Christmas. Not to mention your arm would be absolutely jacked (pun not intended), like that of a professional bodybuilder's, and you would have frequent bouts of Carpal Tunnel that would inhibit your performance.
Guy: "DDD needs to be easier. I did the math and it's physically impossible."
Guy 2: "Totally agree. I made a spirited effort last year and I gave myself Death Grip Syndrome, as well as Carpal Tunnel in my arm."
Guy: "Damn."
Designated Drink Driver, the driver that is drunk but designated
“Wow Sheri is the DDD we love her”
Destroy dick December. The month specifically named for nutting
A 63 year old man died nutting 52 times. He participated in DDD