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A horrible cross breed between Dr. Phil and Oprah, resulting in a hideous, seemingly genderless creature that can destroy your self esteem by sating your fat, and then giving you a delicious recipe for you to eat your troubles away.
What is that? Jesus fucking christ, its Dr. Phoprah!
Highly featured character in Dominic Fear's Dfear Lazer movies.
Often popping up at highly inappropriate moments to "Fire his lazer"
Guy 1: Oh hey man wheres your phone???
Guy 2: Oh erm... Its Charging....
Dr Octagonapus: Dr Octagonapus BLLARRRRRGGGHHHH (shoop da whoop)
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Who is Dr. Seuss
You ask and you say.
I'll answer that for you
Right now- yes today.
Dr. Seuss was an author
Who wrote some good rhymes.
He gave many children
Good memories and times.
Some people say
He claimed the word nerd.
Some say he did drugs-
I say that's absurd.
Why did he write
All these novels and books?
To set good examples for children
So they don't become crooks.
Dr. Seuss was creative-
A true poet indeed.
I don't get how he was a doctor,
But I guess at anything he can succeed.
Dr. Suess was just great.
A person you can't hate.
Any word he'd create
To fulfill his rhyming trait.
To sum it up for you
I'll say these words that are true:
Dr. Seuss you're one of the few
People that I look up to.
Dr. Seuss could make a rhyme that sounded great in no time!
Have you heard of Cat In The Hat? Well Dr. Seuss wrote that!
It was a cinch for Dr. Seuss to write The Grinch!
If there were a God Seuss, he'd be greater than Zeus! - I hope that that word was not a misuse.
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The Mixture Of Dr. Pepper And Pepsi.
Half Dr. Pepper, Half Pepsi, Stir Till Throughly Mixed.
Jared: "Yooo son this Dr. Pepsi is dank sonnn."
A person that gets other people to appreciate the mildly spicy and cherry flavored soda of the south; all Dr. Pepperbefrienders worship every one of the twenty-three flavors at ten o'clock, two o'clock, and four o'clock.
I'm a Dr. Pepperbefriender, and I would like you to taste this tasty soda.
My buddy is a Dr. Pepperbefriender, he sparked my love of Dr. Pepper.
Too Long; Didn't Read
Used in reply to a post and/or comment or other written material that dragged on way too long about things that weren't very important.
Also sometimes used by trolls on posts that are longer than their attention span, or in an argument or flame war when one person can't come up with a comeback.
Also usable on your own lengthy post at the end followed by a quick summary of the above material as a courtesy to people who might not want to read the entire thing. Essentially the same as writing "In Summary," when used this way
1. Guy #1: Did you read that book for english class yet? I'm still on page 537.
Guy #2: tl;dr. The book is mostly made of random extraneous details. I bought the study notes instead, they were only 50 pages long.
2. Troll: lulz ur such a fag
SomeGuy1: It really is pathetic that you would make accusations about my sexuality instead of coming up with a legitimate argument. I wonder if you even watched the video before posting.
Troll: tl;dr LOL
SomeGuy1: How old are you, 5?
3. (lengthy post)
tl;dr, Cats are awesome.
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A bent up, preferably rusty, hanger used for back alley abortions.
I'm taking that bitch to see Dr. No
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