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When you lift up your leg and let the shit fal out of your basketball shorts (MUST BE WEARING BOXERS AS WELL)
OH MAN PAUL HAS SHIT ALL OVER HIS LEG...HE MUST HAVE BEEN DROPPIN DUDS
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A milf who looks hot from behind but then turns around and her aged face scares us back to females younger than us where we planned to go all along.
"5% of older women are sometimes hot. The rest are varying degrees of milf dud. If they were cuter in the face, more males would marry females older than us instead of constantly downwards. "
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The tasty snack that is produced when a woman (or man's) navel is filled to the brim with semen and left to harden. This treat is generally discovered (and enjoyed) the morning following the sexual encounter and is known for its crumbly exterior and gooey center.
The cum dud is a delicate, savory snack; one of my favourite breakfast treats.
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When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.
I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.
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dud is babe
Man 1: Dud isnt babe
Man 2: DUD IS BABE!!
Man 3: DUD IS BABE!!
Man 4: DUD IS BABE!!
Woman 1: DUD IS BABE!!
Woman 2: DUD IS BABE!!
That one dude: BABE IS DUD!!
Non-Binary 1: DUD IS BABE!!
Man 1: *cries and then dies from saying dud isnt babe*
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Bud of highly unpotent marijuana that at most will give the smoker a headache. Usually characterized by an exceeding presence of stems, seeds, and leaves. Usually accessible to low-level dealers; if your buddy picks up a half-ounce of this, tell him to get his money back.
I picked up some dud bud off my friend's friend, smoked 3 grams of this crap and I didn't even get a buzz.
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