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When a girl gives a guy a blowjob with a lip full of dip (chewing tobacco)
“Man my girl gave me a dirty Dallas and now my d**k burns”
“After getting my first dirty Dallas it looked like I had lawn clippings on my d**k”
Fuck load of dip and a mouth full of tip
“Me and sister were on the tractor when out of nowhere, she rips my pants off and starts giving me a Sloppy Dallas!”
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When somebody gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip, making your dick look like a turd.
Eric gave me a sloppy dallas last night, so now my dick has cancer.
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When you have sex in barn, and a grazing cow stands there and watches you.
Liam and I experimented last night, we went out to the barn and had a Dallas threesome.
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Only the most attractive man to ever live inside your television. Also known as Kyle XY.
Actor 1: Hey man i'm trying to get this part in a film. The script says the dude has to appear good natured and extremely hot.
Actor 2: If you Matt Dallas it, you'll get the part for sure!
Low rung position assigned to those in the investment banking world deemed shitty by the BSDs overseeing new recruit allocation. Future prospects scant. Popularized by Michael Lewis's Liar's Poker.
Yeah, I was sent to cover equities in Dallas ... might as well shoot myself now.
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The last match left in the box.
Named in honor of Bruce Willis' character from 'The Fifth Element', who must use his last match to supply the fourth element, fire.
"Do you have a light?"
"Sorry, I appear to be down to my korben dallas"
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