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When your girlfriend gets her cum in her in your beard
Dude I ate my gf out and she gave me a damp napkin
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When your girlfriend cums in your beard
I was eating my bitch put and she gave me a damp napkin
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A female equivalent of "having a waz."
"I'm just off to damp me lettuce"
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Dual usage term. The first, essentially benign; when the individual's crack and grundle is perpetually damp due to exertion in a warm setting. Example: Push-mowing the yard on a 95 degree day. Secondly, when the individual, despite his best efforts, cannot maintain a satisfactory level of cleanliness in the "nether region". This phenomena is from an incremental excretion of residual stool, or a particularly moist bout of flatus.
I am hung like a motherfuck this morning. Whiskey and chili don't mix in excess. I have Damp-Ass Syndrome going on in the worst way. I've been to the can 3 times today just to wipe! I'll never get the smell out of this chair.
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SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?
Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.
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A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.
This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?
Damp old runt a massive cunt
1. What happens just after you jerk off into a fan and just before cum splashes onto your roommate's face as he awakens to a beautiful day. 2. When, much like the leaves in "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas, John Smith's wolf-shaped cum carries on a gentle autumn breeze before navigating via heat-seeking sperm into Pocahontas' cumhole (be it her mouth, vagina, or anus, through which Brother Muskrat, seeking to escape Pocahontas' body, squeezed his body through until the anus began to close, keeping him from being able to get his tail out with its hair intact). 3. A shart.
"Some speculate that U2's 'Beautiful Day' is, in fact, about the time John Smith, traveling into the modern day via time warp, launched a damp gust into Bono's sharting anus."
-Rolling Stone Magazine
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