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You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.
Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart
When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.
I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.
The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.
"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"
Half off if the hoe is in a good mood. Not to be confused with a French freebie.
I go to Fast Eddy's Whore House on the daily so i'm entitled to Danish Discounts....yeeeeeaaaaaaah buuuuuuddy!
My monitor and the cable were both male, I had to buy a Female/female adapter and perform a danish switcheroo
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lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.
damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!
A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.
Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!