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A lazy ass who can't put effort into the simplest things. And is quick in all areas. He comes off as someone he isn't and after about two months, you figure it out.
I am Dan and I can't put effort into this anymore. Give me a few days to see if I want to.
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He must be a fan. I keep ending up in his shows................ Ah fuck. Too many characters. Hold on.......
Hym "Hi, Dan! You know of anything else with me in it? I already watched Record of Ragnarok season 2. That Jack the Ripper shit was dope. "Dear God"? Get it? Nah... You didn't see it. I finished Little Demon (You didn't fall in love with and sexually harass Aubrey did you? I wouldn't blame you! Hahaha!) I was watching Koalaman for a bit but I don't think I'm in there... But hey, you want to hurry the fuck up and get season 6 of Rick and Morty on Hbo Max? I'm trying not pirate shit (because Todd will have another hissy-fit if he finds out) but holy shit does that take a long time to get on those streaming platforms. Seriously. What is the hold up?
Ok. There.
Oh! And I'm trying to get some free shit from all the creators I work with (non-consensually by the way because we care so much about consent). So like, a signed portal gun or something... Aubrey's phone number... Or like a signed box of stogies from Danny... NO! Signed penguin umbrella! Yep. Screw the stogies... No, you know what? Send them both. I don't know... Um... Yeah... I need to talk to Ye about getting one of the Baalenciaga masks... Shit hold on. I have to piss..........................................................................................................................*sound of running water*.... *sound stops*................... Alright... Yeah, hey, I'm gonna go here but, uh, watch out for hammer clowns, alright? Cuz uuuuhh... That's a thing apparently... Oh, real quick, before I go: Am I free guy too? Cuz I remember one of the first definitions I did had him in it. And I coined the NPC thing so, yeah, I don't know. Does anyone else remember that far back? Before I was Hym? It was Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynalds? Only for 1 definition but still. Shit, what did I have them say? I don't even remember. Hopefully it wasn't anything too embarrassing. If you don't remember that then remember this: You're just some guy to me. So here 🖕 That's for you. You can take it to the bank or something... Pretend it's a dick and suck it... Doesn't matter. Anywho, I'm done. Ok. I love you buhbye Dan!"
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Dan is a very silly man.
Dan may be described to act in a silly way sometimes.
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Big bitch. No one likes Dan. Dan is mean. Don’t be like Dan. Fuck you Dan
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Back stanbbing narcissist, who will lie to you many times, before he gives you only half or the truth then lies many more times until you've had enough of him.
Dan lied to me, then lied some more hes such an asshole.
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the most handsome man you will ever meet, hes very kind and he is so funny you will probably die of laughter
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Most boopable nose in existence to human kind, eyelashes better than anyone on planet earth and should stop slouching and stand up straight
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