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a person that so retarded and stupid, that they cant even classify to fall in the "fucknut" category, so a new level was created especially for them. The person cant read/write a simple sentence without confusing themselves, and will have all the symptoms of Alzheimer's, but wont actually have it.
"you wish you could aspire to be a fucknut you darren"
"don't be such a darren about it"
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The boy nobody likes, is such a loser, in special ed, not the best looking kid, loner, and awkward. Yet to me the cutest , most amazing boy, and i am head over heals for. I am the kind of popular girl that is in love with a 'loser' hoping he feels the same way.
You see that weird kid at the corner, he's such a darren.
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A needy girl with low esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, who most likely resides in Florida or somewhere sunny and is between the age of 17-22 or at least is acting like one.
Me : "Dude ever since Trixette found my briefs with the wet oysters in them and asked me about it she has been a real fucking Darren."
Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."
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A Darrenator is a person who occupys an entry-level technical position, such as help desk, who wrongly believes he possesses as much (or more) technical knowledge than senior members of the department. The typical Darrenator will take every opportunity to display his complete lack of knowledge in the mistaken belief that this will somehow impress, if not intimidate, those around him.
In certain respects, the Darrenator exhibits behavior consistent with the common "ultratard" but is simultaneously more highly motivated to win the esteem of his co-workers and almost totally ignorant of the level of his own ignorance.
"Shit, here comes the Darrenator. Stop talking or that ultratard will have us here all afternoon."
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To make a long, sweeping hook set on a fish
Hey dude, look at the weird looking fish with no lips... na, that fish is fine, its just been Darrened.
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Absolute chad of a gamer 9000 hours on rust with his only rival being blooprint he maintains this balance of being a chad by having a amazing sex life with your mom.
GODDAMNIT ITS THE 6’4 CHAD DARREN WHY IS HE SO MANLY AND GOOD - Blooprint.