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Where we ride our horses to school. All the girls are mean except for the dazzlers XD
Those Dayton Texas girls imr?
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A medium-sized, private Catholic university located in Dayton, Ohio. The school proudly boosts loud, drunk alumni that love to root for the University of Dayton's Division I basketball team. These loud, old alumni like to remember back when their basketball team won the NIT in the 1960's and pretend like that means something. They also enjoy complaining about and firing their head coach.
Xavier University's basketball team frequently uses Dayton as its whipping boy in basketball, as Dayton's basketball team has not beat Xavier's basketball team in Cincinnati since 1981.
"The University of Dayton actually has a campus? I just thought it was a semi-pro basketball team." - Casual Dayton resident
"That f***ing coach Archie Miller sucks! We should fire that pissant just like we fired Gregory, Donoher, and all the rest of those bastards!" - UD Alumni upon hearing Dayton has made the NIT -- again!
"So, Dayton lost to Xavier in Cincinnati again? I thought the term rivalry implied that one team can beat the other team once every five presidents or so." -- Average Xavier fan
"Where the f*** is the University of Dayton?" - Average college basketball fan in the United States
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When a man (usually a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Usually a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.
Man that guy sure is good with cars.. probably a dirty dayton
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1) A white trash school in Dayton, Ohio.
2) The only division 1 school within a 100 mile radius of Cincinnati to not make a post-season tournament in 2007.
3) A small Dayton school with a sewer as a stadium
4) An inferior version of Wright State
5) A school content with losing
6) A school who's mascot is a blind Frenchman
7) A bastion of mental and physical deficiency.
8) A small junior college in Dayton, Ohio.
9) A school that will be better, next year.
If you want to work at McDonald's all your life, go to the University of Dayton.
The University of Dayton, when your best still isn't good enough.
The University of Dayton, where next year is always better.
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When a girl periods on a guy's neck.
After months of enduring countless Cincinnati Bow-ties from her boyfriend, he finally let her give him a Dayton Ascot.
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the sweetest, nicest guy you will ever meet. He is hot and adorable. though he can be sort of mean at times but always knows exactly what to say and do. He is the perfect boyfriend
Brenda: giiiirl, that kid Dayton Ryan is sooo amazing!
Miranda: I know! hes like, perfect!
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A male gyrates his hips and shits as he hunches above his lover's chest while she is giving him a blow job. The shit collects in a Dairy Queen like swirl on her tits.
I really wanted to find out if she loves me so I gave her a Dayton Dairy Queen
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