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The wide eyed gaze you get from your spouse or significant other when you tell them shocking or unusual news. A play on words from "deer in headlights."
Jane: What did your husband say about your secret $5000 shopping spree?
Margaret: Nothing. He just gave me the dear in headlights look.
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a more formal and less rude way of saying "buggar" or "bollocks" or even "mother fucker" i could go on all day in fact...shit,fuck,arse,cunt,dick sucking rat wipe...il stop now
oh dear
Freddy: Fuck theres a penis worm crawling out of my arsehole
Shelly: That can't be right they only come out your penis
Freddy: Oh Dear
Shelly: Dear Oh Dear
Freddy: Dear Oh Fucking Dear Oh Dear
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a boy that is charming and witty, able to make almost any girl fall for him, one that has a good taste in music and an amazing smile. One that will inevitably break your heart.
ex. "I really like this guy but, i think he might be a Lawrence Dear."
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Phrase used by the elderly when sugar-honey-ice-tea happens.
Oh Dear! That retard just fell!
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An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an asshole.
The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.
Dearing should be fucking smoked
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When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.
"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".
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Adjective; Describes the letter a female member of the military who is deployed to a war writes to her husband/ boyfriend at home to inform him that the relationship is over; connotation: she met someone else while she is fighting a war. Usually, Dear Francis letters admit some sort of infidelity with another serviceman.
Derives its name from the opening of the original letter.
Antonym: Dear John
I got a Dear Francis letter the other day from Afghanistan, and we're getting a divorce.
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