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national hot sexy ass person day
every hot sexy ass person is born on december 10th because december 10th is the best day of the year and only the hottest sexiest of the asses are born on this day. if you’re born on this day and legal aged, i need your consent to stick my dick inside of your hot sexy ass person asshole please i want you. let’s get married and have kids. let’s have a happy family please im begging you im on my knees for you let me suck your dick or your pussy please pretty please
dude : what’s your birthday
dude two: december 10
dude : oh shit ?? on god ?? can we fuck hot sexy ass person
Today is slap your tall friend day. F your friend is over 6’9” slap them.
5’11” guy: hey pal it’s December 10 guess what
7’ guy: oh no
5’11” guy: *slaps 7’ guy*
December 10th is expose people for the whole day
Why did you post those embarrassing pictures of me?!! Me : cause it’s December 10th
What’s December 10th? Me: expose people day
Person: Hey where’s my kiss?
Persons crush: what kiss?
Person: It’s December 10th, Otherwise known as National kiss your crush day!
It’s not national but December 10 is the day that all boys HAVE to ask a girl in there class out even if it’s only a tiny crush they HAVE too
Boy1: Dude go and ask your crush out
Boy2: What no!
Boy1: You have to it’s December 10th
Boy:2 oh
December 10 is the day to grab a blonde’s ass.
Just grab ass and be like happy national grab ass day! It’s December 10!
December 10 is the day you tell your friends who your crush is. Does not matter if you got rejected on December 9.
Friend #1:Bro, Amogus is my crush.
Friend #2: haha nice
Friend #1: I got rejected on Dec 9th though
Friend#2: idc it's December 10 now, kiss me
Friend #1: no homo