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Person 1: Yo you see tha hot new exchange student?
Person 2: Nah what's her name?
Person 1: Feelon
Person 2: Feelon what?
Person 1: Feelon DEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUTSSSS
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"Hey, did you see those two big guys "hangin' around" out front"
"Who?"
"Deeeeez Nutzzz!"
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1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."
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A witty, new take on Deez nuts
Guy: "Hey, did you see them at the church?"
Recipient: "See who?"
Guy: "DEEZ NUNZ"
Deez Nuns can be used as a substitute for Deez nuts
Can be spelled ending with either an S or a Z
A type of therapy controversy studied by therapist professionals used to instigate the "deez incident" steer clear of this controversy at all costs, the world's future is on the line.
Son: Hi everyone! This is my mom, she's a therapist. So you know a lot about therapy controversies right?
Mother: Yes I do!
Son: so do you know about the Controversy of deez?
Mother: No- what is deez?
Son: *evil grin*
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A clever ploy originally from Dr. Dre's CD The Chronic.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Neil Lichty?
Man 2: Who the **** is Neil Lichty?
Man 1: Kneel (Neil) and Lick DEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUTS!!!!
(you can basically make up your own deez nuts jokes)
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As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.
"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"
The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"
Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car...
"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"
"Deez?????"
"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nuts!"
(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
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