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Actions taken to shield oneself from all of those cutsie elf on a shelf pictures posted on-line, and other cutsie elf pictures, or "elfies." This includes deleting said pictures, making disparaging comments about them, or posting not-so-cute pictures of an elf.
Why did you delete my elf on a shelf picture? It was Elf Defense! I'm sick of those elfies.
Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.
I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.
This term was invented by Snoop Dogg on a Reddit AMA.
It basically means that a (probably white) person is trying to justify a racist remark by saying they used the word "Niggaz" instead of "Niggers".
Snoop Dogg: "paula deen. she should have used The AZ Defense"
The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)
Kelby: Did you score?
Pete: No, I just played offense-defense all night....
When the objective is to fuck your neighbor and not win
Ian fucked up defensive uno by playing his plus 2 to allow Justin to win even though Brett and Austin had their nuke +4s on the table
Extremely tight suffocating defense. Not allowing one to successfuly to get an advantage.
Darrelle Revis played homo defense on Ocho Cinco.
The denial of accusations of criminal or other wrongdoings, usually in the form of harming an individual or institution in some form, by insulting the accusers.
When denying the charges of robbery, Erin used the Trump defense.